The day after, America’s Next Top President and what comes next + this day in history w/Kristallnacht and our song of the day by Conor Oberst on your Morning Monarchy for November 9, 2016.
The Worst of America #TooEasy
“I’m 100% sure [the U.S. presidential campaign is being tampered with].” ~ Andrés Sepúlveda
These kids don’t know the difference between poppy bush and baby bush #ElectionNight
West Virginians are choosing between similar policies w/ #BillCole and #JimJustice
One Dead, Three Injured at #Asuza, CA Poling Place
How the Largest Bioterror Attack in U.S. History Nearly Derailed an Election
All Election Systems Are “Down” in Swing State of Colorado
Is just me, because I need a @tombrokaw translator to understand him now 🙁 #ElectionNight
Follow @BuzzFeed for more stories about how awesome war is and implantable microchips for a cashless society 👉🏻#ElectionNight
Kneeling San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick sits out the election
Cool 3rd party votes, guys. Enjoy all those full term pregnancies you didn’t want. Don’t worry the kids prob won’t survive school shootings.
Even if Clinton pulls it out, the political industrial complex has been dethroned this evening
Dewey! Dewey! Dewey! #Elections2016 #AmericasNextTopPresident 🇺🇸📰
Ron Wyden, D-OR, reelected to the U.S. Senate
Canada’s citizenship and immigration site just crashed
Remember, if #HillaryClinton loses so do Bill, Chelsea and the entire criminal organization of the #CGI. Their gravy train derails.
Listening to the stammering on @NPR is a hoot
California voters approve ballot measure to legalize recreational marijuana.
Re-elected in Oregon: Governor Kate Brown, Attorney General Ellen Rosenblum
It’s @FullSailBrewing’s Session Lager for me tonight 🇺🇸🍻
Fake left now in #whateverhappens mode
We’re still easily on track for a popular/electoral vote split on #AmericasNextTopPresident
I think I know now why Hillary canceled the fireworks.
Massachusetts Becomes the Fifth State to Legalize Marijuana
The passage of Oregon Measure 95 allows public universities to invest in stocks
Shit… I know everybody’s shit is emotional right now 🇺🇸
See, throwing out the establishment doesn’t always look like how the MSM wants you to think it does…
The way the public was informed through newspapers, TV & radio is done. We didn’t adapt quickly enough to counter the disinformation boom.
Good news for the Clintons is that Trump was a founding donor to the Clinton Global Initiative & Chelsea remains best friends w/ Ivanka.
The house always wins…
Hey establishment, the people hate you. They really hate you.
This election is really about a repudiation of Big Media and Big Government. America does not like to be told who to vote for.
Who’s answering that 3am call?
#MichaelStipe tells #AlecBaldwin his #SNL impression is partially to blame for #DonaldTrump’s rise
for everybody who thought drone killing was cool b/c you trusted Obama, bill’s coming due on that shit.
You’re toast MSM
World in shock as Trump surges to victory in U.S.
#ThisDayInHistory: #November9 w/#Kristallnacht, “Louie, Louie”, UN self-immolation, NORAD false alarm, Willie vs IRS + #HedyLamarr, #DorothyDandridge, @DerekAndSusan, @CorinTuckerBand birthdays
#PumpUpThaVolume: Conor Oberst – “Tachycardia” (Audio)