#MorningMonarchy: April 25, 2018


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Rotten eggs, oil spill spoils and devouring plastic + this day in history w/the Freddie Gray riots and our song of the day by Father John Misty on your Morning Monarchy for April 25, 2018.

Notes/Links:

We've reviewed Twitter's upcoming Terms and Privacy Policy options, and we noticed no explicit box to check to ensure "hundreds" of Twitter engineers won't monitor private "sex messages," or other private correspondence (Audio)
https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas/status/988858276283584512

Clouds above Uranus smell like farts and rotten eggs, Oxford researchers declare
https://twitter.com/stillscenes/status/988857016172142592

A Colorado woman flying back from France brought an apple through Customs -- it cost her $500
https://twitter.com/erikmoshe/status/988600701407453184

Santa Fe mayor who urged saving water using a lot of it
https://twitter.com/KOB4/status/988501295836418048

Gov. Mary Fallin signs bill legalizing industrial hemp pilot program
https://twitter.com/koconews/status/988543921683808256

First of its kind: Legal marijuana and edibles dispensed by vending machine in Santa Cruz (Audio)
https://twitter.com/CourageSower/status/988912249661145088

Unexpected 800-pound fajita delivery at juvenile detention center alerts #Texas county to $1.2M employee theft
https://twitter.com/boozeleprechaun/status/988548626489200642

Police officer extends apology cake after mistakenly using weapon on firefighter
https://twitter.com/koat7news/status/988861256168652800

Ohio woman sues Insane Clown Posse after being injured by bottle of Faygo
https://twitter.com/erikmoshe/status/988587221975470080

Scientists Just Stored Massive Attack's 'Mezzanine' In Literal DNA
https://twitter.com/SecretSunBlog/status/987800756811190279

P&G's vitamin boost could signal more to come
https://twitter.com/boozeleprechaun/status/987347279601381376

Merck accused of fraud, deceit and negligence in Gardasil case
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/988875682846408704

Hans Asperger, hailed for autism research, may have sent child patients to be killed by Nazis
https://twitter.com/XEyezWideOpenX/status/987570537831518208

Suspicious Organic Grain Shipment Intercepted at U.S. Port; Russian Corn Rejected, Lawsuit Filed πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸŒ½
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/986764296431386624

Russian Businessman Releases 'Novichok' Line of Cooking Oil
https://twitter.com/ShawnCathcart/status/987904942198452224

BP spill trustees propose $47.5 million for recreation, water quality projects
https://twitter.com/erikmoshe/status/988583904654364672

Scientists accidentally produce an enzyme that devours plastic (Audio)
https://twitter.com/ShawnCathcart/status/986628683690663941

Homeowner finds naked intruder in her tub, eating Cheetos
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/987188167559098369

Incredible photos show high school golfer taken down by angry goose
https://twitter.com/koat7news/status/988863950153494533

Goose Attacks High School Golfer (Audio)
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/988986773798768640

#ThisDayInHistory: #April25 w/Riots break out in #Baltimore following the death of #FreddieGray in police custody in 2015
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/989202614574186496

+ #USSMaine false flag starts war on Spain, #EasterRising, #Highway101 shooter, #TheBeatles snub Royals/Olympics, Lisa #LeftEye Lopez dies, Obelisk of #Axum returned, #NepalEarthquake
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/989204310549450752

Flashback: Wesley Snipes Sentenced to 3 Years for Tax Convictions (Apr. 25, 2008)
http://mediamonarchy.com/2008/04/wesley-snipes-sentenced-to-3-years-for/

Flashback: Private Portland Citizen Issues Parking Ticket to Cop (Apr. 25, 2008)
http://mediamonarchy.com/2008/04/private-portland-citizen-issues-parking/

+ #OliverCromwell, #Marconi, #EdwardRMurrow, #EllaFitzgerald, #AlbertKing, #JerryLeiber, #AlPacino, #DSK, #DineshDSouza, #HankAzaria, #AndyBell, #EricAvery, #JasonLee, #ChefJake birthdays
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/989204765702742016

#PumpUpThaVolume: Father John Misty - Disappointing Diamonds Are The Rarest Of Them All" (Audio)
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/988947244928806912