Bixonimania, JiMMYBARs and good mosquitoes + this day in history w/The Max is back and our song of the day by Fast Heart Mart on your #MorningMonarchy for June 3, 2026.
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Tim Walz Covid Snitch Line: If my account is remembered for anything let it be this. Just like socialism, this is Tim Walz’s idea of being neighborly. It’s one thing to read about it. It’s another to hear it. (Audio)
https://x.com/cicero_mn/status/1820660250581610710
DeSantis calls out Tim Walz on hypocrisy with COVID snitch line, vaccine mandates (Aug. 9, 2024)
https://flvoicenews.com/desantis-calls-out-tim-walz-on-hypocrisy-with-covid-snitch-line-vaccine-mandates/
Boss of US fintech firm fires his entire HR team for ‘creating problems that did not exist’
https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/markets/article-15835373/Boss-US-fintech-firm-fires-entire-HR-team-creating-problems-did-not-exist.html
Why is Everyone Being So Mean to the ‘Gen Z Boss and a Mini’ Girls? (Jul. 15, 2024)
https://www.glamour.com/story/why-is-everyone-being-so-mean-to-the-gen-z-boss-and-a-mini-girls
Bixonimania: ChatGPT diagnosed 40 million people with a disease that was originally created as a joke.
https://x.com/primemans/status/2059660243186196609
Cover Image: Dr. Giggles’ ‘Bixonimania’
https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/20260603_MorningMonarchy.jpg // https://sillylines.art/ // https://ko-fi.com/sillylines
Video: Bixonimania (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucpW0iXg8dg
George Jones – “Choices” (Audio)
‘Cold Hard Truth’
Asylum Records / Rhino Records – April 18, 2026
*George Jones – “Choices” https://open.spotify.com/track/7ottDUMz3VomUN2Ln9FWdI // https://www.discogs.com/release/37105566-George-Jones-Cold-Hard-Truth // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_Hard_Truth_(album) // From the just-released, first-ever vinyl pressing of ‘Cold Hard Truth,’ the 1999 Asylum Records album by George Jones.*
Dr. Giggles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Giggles
Salt & Straw for sale? Report values Portland company at more than $200 million
https://www.oregonlive.com/business/2026/06/salt-straw-for-sale-report-values-portland-company-at-more-than-200-million.html
Search: investment bank Piper Sandlers biggest clients – PETRONAS Chemicals Group & Bain Capital
https://search.brave.com/search?q=investment+bank+Piper+Sandlers+biggest+clients
Image: JiMMYBAR!
https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/jimmybar-scaled.jpg
JiMMYBAR! Functional Protein Bars
https://jimmybars.com/
Image: JiMMYBAR! Double Fudge Brownie ingredients
https://jimmybars.com/cdn/shop/files/CBar_DFB_SFP.png
Search: list the ingredients in full for the double fudge brownie bar
https://search.brave.com/ask?q=list+the+ingredients+in+full+for+the+double+fudge+brownie+bar
Investigating alleged image of chained McDonald’s worker preparing food; The image supposedly shows a locked chain and strap tying an employee’s ankle to a food preparation station.
https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/05/31/chained-mcdonalds-worker-image/
BREAKING: Man holding hostages in California is dead, police say, with all hostages safe after a roughly 15-hour standoff
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/suspect-california-standoff-dead-hostages-freed-rcna348256
30 gallons of fuel spilled on National Mall after event for America’s 250th birthday
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/30-gallons-fuel-spilled-national-mall-event-americas-250th-birthday-rcna347935
Video: Crews clean fuel spill on National Mall after Freedom 250 event | NBC4 Washington (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzggM_bw1-s
William Matheny – “If I Were A River” (Audio)
‘Material Witness’
Soundly Music – July 10, 2026
*William Matheny – “If I Were A River” https://williammatheny.bandcamp.com/track/if-i-were-a-river // https://williammatheny.com // From ‘Material Witness,’ the upcoming album by West Virginia singer-songwriter, William Matheny. Due on July 10th via Soundly Music.*
“Living Half to Death” w/William Matheny
https://mediamonarchy.com/william-matheny/
Eb & Bean
https://www.ebandbean.com/
Charges against Ori Solomon, an Israeli citizen and property manager of the illegal bio lab in Vegas, were dropped —shocker!
https://www.ktnv.com/news/crime/federal-charges-for-property-manager-connected-to-las-vegas-illegal-biolab-dropped
Rapid Rise of Red-Meat Allergies a “Ticking” Time Bomb
https://thenewamerican.com/us/healthcare/rapid-rise-of-red-meat-allergies-a-ticking-time-bomb/
Google wants to release up to 32 million ‘good’ mosquitoes in California and Florida 🦟
https://ktla.com/news/google-wants-to-release-up-to-32-million-good-mosquitoes-in-california-and-florida/
Video: Google wants to release 32 million mosquitoes in California and Florida (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP3gPo-9DrU
Kacey Musgraves – “Horses and Divorces” (w/Miranda Lambert // Audio)
‘Middle Of Nowhere’
Lost Highway – May 1, 2026
*Kacey Musgraves – “Horses and Divorces” (w/Miranda Lambert) https://youtu.be/zMtIHiq4sNQ // https://kaceymusgraves.lnk.to/MiddleofNowhere // From ‘Middle Of Nowhere,’ the just-released album by Kacey Musgraves, available now via Lost Highway.*
#ThisDayInHistory/#MorningMonarchy: June 3, 2016 – “Saved by the Bell” hangout The Max is back — and straight outta the ’90s (Jun.3, 2016 // Audio)
https://mediamonarchy.com/20160603morningmonarchy/
Fast Heart Mart: Durango Colorado & Media Monarchy
https://www.publish0x.com/fast-heart-mart-newsletters/durango-colorado-and-media-monarchy-xgnqkvx
Fast Heart Mart – “Fools Of US” (Audio)
Digital Single
Fast Heart Mart – May 20, 2026
*Fast Heart Mart – “Fools Of US” https://fastheartmart.bandcamp.com/track/fools-of-us // Now we realize it: The elitists tricked us and made fools out of all of us! Here’s the new single by independent musician, Fast Heart Mart, available now via the artist.*