West by god declarations, hot beef injections and devil dolly follies + this day in history w/sausage party conspiracy stew and our song of the day by George Jones on your #MorningMonarchy for August 26, 2026.
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Video: State of emergency declared for all 55 West Virginia counties following severe storms (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seQkk3P9fzY
West Virginia Declares Emergency for All 55 Counties After New Storms Dump Heavy Rain; The declaration runs 30 days as a similar July order still active in 12 counties.
https://archive.is/Djqdg
Thousands in northwest Indiana still without power nearly two weeks after storm
https://www.npr.org/2026/08/23/nx-s1-5942292/thousands-in-northwest-indiana-still-without-power-nearly-two-weeks-after-storm
Fast-moving wildfire in Reno, Nevada, forces tens of thousands to evacuate homes; Human-caused Hawk fire covers more than 15,000 acres as blaze approaches University of Nevada campus in Reno
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/23/wildfire-reno-nevada-hawk-fire
Nearly half of officers in DWI enterprise scandal face loss of certification in New Mexico; Officers implicated in the DWI enterprise scandal may lose their law enforcement certification in New Mexico, with several already pleading guilty and others under review by the state board.
https://www.koat.com/article/albuquerque-dwi-enterprise-scandal-officers-certification/73467783
Search: Giglio list
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Video: Nearly half of officers in DWI enterprise scandal face loss of certification in New Mexico (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iMLvQMzt8k
Alexis Wilkins – “That Girl” (Audio)
Digital Single
Alexis Wilkins – Sep. 30, 2022
*Alexis Wilkins – “That Girl” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1AGp5xZc8M // Shajoozy! This is Kash Patel’s fake country girlfriend, lol all the YT comments are about her being an Israeli spy. “You ARE that girl!”*
Let’s talk about…the surge in food warnings and recalls
https://off-guardian.org/2026/08/21/lets-talk-about-the-surge-in-food-warnings-and-recalls/
Trump announces plan to lower beef prices, but ranchers and some Republicans are already balking
https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/trump-announces-plan-to-lower-beef-prices-but-ranchers-and-some-republicans-are-already-balking/4066300/
Video: Trump’s plan to lower beef prices draws backlash (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE8XOwTyPYs
Eddie 9V – “Blowin’ Up” (Audio)
‘Down Here’
Easy Eye Sound – November 6, 2026
*Eddie 9V – “Blowin’ Up” https://eddie9v.bandcamp.com/track/blowin-up // https://linktr.ee/eddie9volt // The lead single to preview ‘Down Here,’ the upcoming album by Atlanta-based singer-songwriter, Eddie Nine Volt! Due on November 6th via Dan Auerbach’s Easy Eye Sound.*
Biden Adviser Warned Fauci, CDC Director Cloth Masks Didn’t Work Well: Text; Dr. Michael Osterholm also said he wanted to avoid Freedom of Information Act requests, so he was texting rather than emailing.
https://archive.is/spOBG
TLAV was dying on this hill in the middle of 2020 because the science showing the risks of wearing masks & how they are “not statistically significant in stopping transmission” was extremely clear long before 2020. A mix of dogma & stupidity wins the day.
https://x.com/TLAVagabond/status/2090529426672918932
#MorningMonarchy: Dolly Parton – I ain’t dead yet! (Oct. 15, 2025 // Audio)
https://mediamonarchy.com/20251015morningmonarchy/
Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’; In addition to her groundbreaking work as a singer-songwriter, Parton also starred in movies like ‘9 to 5’ and ‘Steel Magnolias’
https://archive.is/wLMoi
Image: Breaking News Dolly Dead Banner Over Her Clot Shot
https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/dollydead.png
Dolly Parton Cause of Death: What We Know So Far
https://closerweekly.com/dolly-parton-cause-of-death-what-we-know-so-far/
Cover Image: Folly Farton’s ‘Gollywould’
https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/20260826_MorningMonarchy.jpg // https://sillylines.art/ // https://ko-fi.com/sillylines
Dolly Parton gets COVID-19 vaccine she helped fund with her $1 million donation (Mar. 2, 2021)
https://archive.is/6AT36
Unknown_Hinson#Controversy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unknown_Hinson#Controversy
Video: Dolly Parton THANKS Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce for $2M charitable donation (Jul. 3, 2026 // Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N_Epe9m5cRE
Loretta Lynn – “You Can’t Hold On To Love” (Audio)
‘You’re Lookin’ At Country’
Decca – 1971
*Loretta Lynn – “You Can’t Hold On To Love” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWFo2iFeFLM // https://www.discogs.com/release/20256718-Loretta-Lynn-Youre-Lookin-At-Country // From ‘You’re Lookin’ At Country,’ the 1971 Decca LP by a real one, Loretta Lynn.*
#ThisDayInHistory/#MorningMonarchy: ‘Sausage Party’ is a meaty stew of conspiracy, Gnosticism, existentialism (Aug. 26, 2016 // Audio)
https://mediamonarchy.com/20160826morningmonarchy/
George Jones – “The Selfishness In Man” (Audio)
‘Mr. Country And Western Music’
Musicor Records – 1965
*#PumpUpThaVolume/#TruthMusic: George Jones – “The Selfishness In Man” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HvAQ12GGiw // https://www.discogs.com/release/2968990-George-Jones-Mr-Country-And-Western-Music // This track by Leon Payne, ‘The Blind Balladeer,’ appeared on George Jones’ 1965 Musicor Records album, ‘Mr. Country And Western Music’.*