Category: #HolyHexes
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#MorningMonarchy: September 3, 2026
Donkey justice, biotech bondage and royal parasite + this day in history w/Discovery Channel shooter and our song of the day by The Neighborhood Kids on your #MorningMonarchy for September 3, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: August 27, 2026
Curry favor, Karmelo creams and Vance advances + this day in history w/mosque distractions and our song of the day by Iyah May on your #MorningMonarchy for August 27, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: August 20, 2026
Luigi pleads guilty, mages with bacteriophages and Swans song + this day in history w/the remains of John The Baptist and our song of the day by Why Bother? on your #MorningMonarchy for August 20, 2026.
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49 Times Around The Sun!
8/11 #NeverForget! As is fabled tradition in the kingdom, we’re taking my birthday week off-the-air. Thank you so much for supporting our work for nearly 21 years, cheers! JEP ❤
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#MorningMonarchy: August 6, 2026
Skinny petals, real occult demonic vibes and two kids with second cousins + this day in history w/Mayberry Obamacare and our song of the day by David Keenan on your #MorningMonarchy for August 6, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: July 30, 2026
Complex hours, sick of it all and dark secrets + this day in history w/dozens busted for cheese pizza at Pentagram and our song of the day by Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies on your #MorningMonarchy for July 30, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: July 23, 2026
Jimothy, stranger danger and the return of the trans vegan terror cult serial killers + this day in history w/the gunboat at ground zero and our song of the day by Tom Lehrer on your #MorningMonarchy for July 23, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: July 16, 2026
Salvation lies in vaccinations, cosmic collection agency and a sense of betrayal + this day in history w/Polanski set free and our song of the day by Willie Williams on your #MorningMonarchy for July 16, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: July 9, 2026
Zombie squirrels, skydiver’s body found in field and pardon my boner + this day in history w/Elizardbeast at the UN and our song of the day by Francis’ Scream on your #MorningMonarchy for July 9, 2026.
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Semiquincentennial!
Meanwhile, Monarchy Radio has been going almost non-stop for almost two months. And now we’ve got the artist/title data displaying on the stream, too!
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#MorningMonarchy: June 25, 2026
Don’t worry she’s dead, PAiD in full and gay dad + this day in history w/I hope I don’t die and our song of the day by Funkadelic on your #MorningMonarchy for June 25, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: June 18, 2026
Burning hatred, mythological medicine man and horrific abuse + this day in history w/secret Kennedy files and our song of the day by Mobius Loop on your #MorningMonarchy for June 18, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: June 11, 2026
Wrongful death suit, why so stabby and illegally banned + this day in history w/Foxconn suicides and our song of the day by Rostam on your #MorningMonarchy for June 11, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: June 4, 2026
Godlike powers, Killdozer day and Barney Frank’s brothel + this day in history w/Belgian truth bombs and our song of the day by Marlon Craft on your #MorningMonarchy for June 4, 2026.
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No Morning Shows This Memorial Week
Meanwhile, the Monarchy radio stream has been going non-stop for over two weeks. And now we’ve got the artist/title data displaying on the stream, too!