Tag: Holy Hexes
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#MorningMonarchy: November 12, 2026
Change your stripes, deadly noise disputes and sex crime stings + this day in history w/drugs on drones and our song of the day by Wheelchair Sports Camp x Jello Biafra on your #MorningMonarchy for November 12, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: November 5, 2026
Still rescuing cats, Palm Beach plane crash and deemed dead too soon + this day in history w/Vault 7 leaks and our song of the day by Random Hand on your #MorningMonarchy for November 5, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: October 29, 2026
There’s a place in hell for me and my friends, some say I got devil and vicar in a tutu + this day in history w/smoking weed with a cop’s lighter and our song of the day by The Neighborhood Kids on your #MorningMonarchy for Shocktober 29, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: October 15, 2026
Car chase terror, cosmic conflicts of interest and collegiate allegations + this day in history w/sortition day bomber and our song of the day by Lukas Lion on your #MorningMonarchy for Shocktober 15, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: October 1, 2026
Firing squads, house of horrors and the Epstein Truth Commission + this day in history w/the Vegas shooting and our song of the day by Gurriers on your #MorningMonarchy for October 1, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: September 24, 2026
Lesbian mom does not want daughter visiting fundamentalist neighbors and our song of the day by Alan Silvestri on your #MorningMonarchy for September 24, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: September 3, 2026
Donkey justice, biotech bondage and royal parasite + this day in history w/Discovery Channel shooter and our song of the day by The Neighborhood Kids on your #MorningMonarchy for September 3, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: August 20, 2026
Luigi pleads guilty, mages with bacteriophages and Swans song + this day in history w/the remains of John The Baptist and our song of the day by Why Bother? on your #MorningMonarchy for August 20, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: August 6, 2026
Skinny petals, real occult demonic vibes and two kids with second cousins + this day in history w/Mayberry Obamacare and our song of the day by David Keenan on your #MorningMonarchy for August 6, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: July 30, 2026
Complex hours, sick of it all and dark secrets + this day in history w/dozens busted for cheese pizza at Pentagram and our song of the day by Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies on your #MorningMonarchy for July 30, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: July 23, 2026
Jimothy, stranger danger and the return of the trans vegan terror cult serial killers + this day in history w/the gunboat at ground zero and our song of the day by Tom Lehrer on your #MorningMonarchy for July 23, 2026.
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#MorningMonarchy: July 16, 2026
Salvation lies in vaccinations, cosmic collection agency and a sense of betrayal + this day in history w/Polanski set free and our song of the day by Willie Williams on your #MorningMonarchy for July 16, 2026.


