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terror muffins

mmm, these muffins are terrorrific! just like those rubik's cubes. god, we are so much safer with the stasi, i mean, homeland security...

from kvue: Dallas Health Department has confirmed to WFAA that marijuana was in the muffins delivered to Lake Highlands High School on Tuesday which led to 18 staff members being taken ill...

The FBI has released a series of surveillance photos showing the young man who delivered a bag of muffins to the school...

The Joint Terrorism Task Force has been deployed to investigate this case.

"We weren't sure whether it was a weapon of mass destruction or a food tampering incident," said John McSwain from the Force.

Interview w/Sarah Shook at Treefort 2019 (Audio)