Shysty pooh, scroll west young man and the hysterical times + this day in history w/pharmaceuticals found in fishes not loaves and our song of the day by Cheekface on your #MorningMonarchy for April 3, 2026.
Notes/Links:
#NewWorldNextWeek: Won’t Government Save Us From The Smartphone + Digital Health Wallet & Trillion Gene Atlas
https://x.com/shartstorm8d8/status/2039880017065451901
Video: Gucci Mane was allegedly robbed and kidnapped at gunpoint by Pooh Shiesty, Big30 and others. (Audio)
https://x.com/XXL/status/2039768889211429077
Gucci Mane Allegedly Kidnapped, Held at Gunpoint By Pooh Shiesty; Federal prosecutors arrested and charged Pooh Shiesty for coordinating an “armed takeover” of a music studio, with the intent of forcing the rap mogul to release him from his recording contract.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-news/gucci-mane-allegedly-kidnapped-held-at-gunpoint-by-pooh-shiesty-1236554923/
TMZ is now chasing politicians & getting engagement they haven’t seen in years. ︀︀Their politician posts get like 10,000x more engagement than their celebrity posts. ︀︀I predict they’re going to pivot to politics, & social media censorship may have been the trigger. How funny.
https://x.com/lauramiers/status/2039720020264038455
Exclusive: 30 members of Congress are in Scotland on taxpayers’ dime amid the shutdown.
https://x.com/TMZ/status/2039410025119047829
Video: OH. MY. GOD. There it is… from his mouth; 🚨 Netanyahu Funded Hamas $35M a Month via Qatar, using U.S. Tax Dollars, and tells Investigators: (Audio)
https://x.com/MJTruthUltra/status/2037717030799856125
Can Donald Trump singlehandedly withdraw the US from NATO?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/can-donald-trump-singlehandedly-withdraw-the-us-from-nato/ar-AA1ZVWtn
US fighter jet crashes in Iran; search launched for 2 crew members
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/us-fighter-jet-crashes-in-iran-search-launched-for-2-crew-members/ar-AA205aef
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump is about to personally SURGE to the Supreme Court and attend oral arguments in person to end birthright citizenship for migrants (Audio)
https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2039297659102433508
NYT Opinion by Lydia Polgreen: It’s Not Trump. It’s America.
https://archive.is/5cqpn
Trump’s order ending funding for public media is unconstitutional, judge rules
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/trump-s-order-ending-funding-for-public-media-is-unconstitutional-judge-rules/ar-AA1ZQXuE
Trump fires Pam Bondi as attorney general, sources say
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-fires-pam-bondi-as-attorney-general-sources-say/ar-AA2011cz
Search: DARK FATHER DARTH VADER
https://search.brave.com/search?q=DARK+FATHER+DARTH+VADER
Artemis program
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_program
#NEWS 🚨: Artemis II crew experienced issues with Outlook this morning and had to ask ground crew for assistance; “We have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one is working”; Here’s the audio exchange 😅 (Audio)
https://x.com/latestinspace/status/2039764744706371787
Even Artemis II Astronauts Have Microsoft Outlook Problems; The mission commander’s email inbox failed during the journey to the moon. Have they tried turning the computer off and back on again?
https://www.wired.com/story/artemis-ii-microsoft-outlook-problems/
Search: i came not to bring peace but a sword
https://search.brave.com/search?q=i+came+not+to+bring+peace+but+a+sword
NASA accidentaly [sic] proves the crucifixion of Jesus Christ?!
https://x.com/trad_west_/status/2034669419759108604
Cover Image: NASA’s ‘The Passion of the Christ 2: Christ In Space’
https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/20260403_MorningMonarchy.jpg // https://sillylines.art/ // https://ko-fi.com/sillylines
Video: Right-wing influencer Alex Jones turns on Trump: “When your ankles swell up 3 times the size they were before, that means heart failure. And he does look sick. And he does babble. Sound like the brain’s not doing too hot… This is not good. He’s gone. And that’s it.” (Audio)
https://x.com/factpostnews/status/2039093032734122035
Tiffany – “Could’ve Been” (Audio)
‘Could’ve Been b/w The Heart of Love’
MCA – Nov. 20, 1987
*Tiffany – “Could’ve Been” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73d8CyJ1aLo // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Could’ve_Been_(Tiffany_song) // “Could’ve Been” is a song by American teen-pop artist Tiffany, released as the third single from her debut album, ‘Tiffany’ (1987). After debuting at number 86 on the US Billboard Hot 100 on November 28, 1987, “Could’ve Been” quickly rose up the chart and spent two weeks at number one in February, becoming Tiffany’s second consecutive number-one hit following “I Think We’re Alone Now”. She became the first female artist in the rock era to have their first two singles top the chart and the first female teen singer since Brenda Lee to achieve the feat.*
Fish or cut bait
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_or_cut_bait
Olivia Rodrigo told variety in a new interview: “[this album] is going to be very different from my first two projects. I felt like I needed to leave the rockish sound. So I went for something dreamier, almost cinematic. Lana Del Rey was a big inspiration for me on this record”
https://x.com/reyleauceanblvd/status/2039724773463273621
she went to the lana del rey school of album titles: Olivia Rodrigo announces new album ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love.’ ︀︀Out June 12.
https://x.com/tumblr/status/2039743909371298039
Fleetwood Mac icon Lindsey Buckingham, 76, attacked and ‘doused in unknown substance’ in horror assault
https://archive.is/ByqZj
Bob’s Burgers actor rescued from fiery crash by New Hampshire governor’s security detail
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/bob-s-burgers-actor-rescued-from-fiery-crash-by-new-hampshire-governor-s-security-detail/ar-AA1ZXU5n
The Legal Beat: Music At SCOTUS
https://archive.is/GQEup
In July, Congress approved Trump’s plan to rescind $1.1 billion from the CPB. Congress appropriates money not a judge.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/trump-s-order-ending-funding-for-public-media-is-unconstitutional-judge-rules/ar-AA1ZQXuE
Comic [Sammy Obeid] criticized for ‘antisemitic’ set at South Bay high school
https://jweekly.com/2025/03/26/comic-criticized-for-antisemitic-set-at-south-bay-high-school/
Where your favorite Lloyd Center stores are moving as Portland says goodbye to the mall
https://archive.is/FExR8
SMASHING PUMPKINS’ BILLY CORGAN: The ‘Young Generation’ Of Music Fans ‘Is Really Looking For Authenticity’
https://blabbermouth.net/news/smashing-pumpkins-billy-corgan-the-young-generation-of-music-fans-is-really-looking-for-authenticity
“You see a lot of kids and they’re like, ‘I canceled my shows because I’m having a mental-health issue.’ The whole ’90s was a mental-health issue for us.” The Black Crowes Chris Robinson looks back on a turbulent decade
https://www.loudersound.com/bands-artists/the-black-crowes-chris-robinson-on-his-bands-first-decade
Video: Florida Man Tries to Trade a Captured Ghost in Tupperware for GameStop Credit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Bc8XQsbTQ
honest question: what law was broken here?
https://x.com/boriquagato/status/2037612248244289699
You need a license to sell spirits
https://x.com/summanager/status/2037688463441707487
Minister of General Mayhem: Ghost in the Shell?
https://x.com/kendomusha/status/2039901907498717677
Video: Jeremy Parish | Video Works: Scroll west, young man: The Wizard | NES Works 167 (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-betOrU-xU4
Weezer – “Shine Again” (Audio)
Digital Single
Weezer/Warner Records – Apr. 1, 2026
*Weezer – “Shine Again” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak4TQy2ChfI // “Shine Again” is yours now. It’s a new song from a new album produced by Kenny Beats and Klas Åhlund; Join us this summer at WEEZER: The Gathering (w/The Shins & Silversun Pickups). The 2nd wave of pre-sale starts today at 10am local. There’s still time left to sign up on https://weezer.com/tour to get the code. General on sale begins Friday, April 3rd, at 10am local.*
MacGuffin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGuffin
7 Up Gold
https://the-soda.fandom.com/wiki/7_Up_Gold
#MagazineTime: Hysterical Times
https://hysterical-times.jimdosite.com/
#MagazineTime: Dodgers superstar dominates on the mound after Sports Illustrated cover reveal
https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/dodgers-superstar-dominates-mound-sports-231311405.html
#MagazineTime Video: Shohei Ohtani and Aaron Judge Are Spearheading a New Golden Era of Baseball | Sports Illustrated (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-ssDTSZA8I
Video: Hey guys! My shop is open all week and we will stay late to keep you safe 🫡 Brand new episode out today 🏴📺 // Big Brother in the White House & War Propaganda for the Youth | Welcome to the Watchlist – Episode 3 (Audio)
https://x.com/TheBraveRebel/status/2039012716505952774 // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjtZNbwKU6Y
Ye – “Father” (w/Travis Scott // Audio)
‘Bully’
YZY – Mar. 28, 2026
*Ye – “Father” (w/Travis Scott) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBMy-y2wb4I // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_(Kanye_West_and_Travis_Scott_song) // https://genius.com/Kanye-west-and-travis-scott-father-lyrics // A Beats Electronics ad with Scott was released containing a snippet of an untitled song, which was later reported to be “Father”. The song received positive reviews from music critics. The song was also accompanied with a music video directed by West’s wife, Bianca Censori. Featuring sci-fi and religious elements, it features West attending a church with other unusual characters for Scott’s wedding to two women, including a Michael Jackson impersonator sitting in the background.*
#ThisDayInHistory: Media Monarchy Episode117 – Pharmaceuticals Found In Fish Across US (Apr. 3, 2009 // Audio)
https://mediamonarchy.com/media-monarchy-episode117/ // https://archive.org/details/MediaMonarchyEpisode117
#PumpUpThaVolume/#NewMusicFriday: #April3 w/Thundercat, Sunn O))), Bruce Hornsby, Joe Pernice, Lipphead, Paul Cauthen, American Thought Criminals, Joseph Arthur, Luke Grimes, Elizabeth and the Catapult, Magic Sword + Reissues and compilations w/Nightmares on Wax/Adrian Sherwood, Venetian Snares & The Fall Heads Roll ♬
https://www.allmusic.com/newreleases/20260403
Cheekface – “Black Site”
‘Podium’
Cheekface – July 28, 2026
*#PumpUpThaVolume/#TruthMusic: Cheekface – “Black Site” https://youtu.be/ysAJeDY9MhU // https://linktr.ee/cheekface // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheekface // This humorous take on the possibility of ending up in a CIA black site while the flag and the Bill Of Rights burns is the new single to preview ‘Podium,’ the upcoming sixth album by Los Angeles indie-rock trio, Cheekface. Due on July 28th via the band.*