so let’s get this straight: if you’re a kennedy and you are f*cked up (i.e. drunk) while you’re driving, it’s your fault and you are in deep sh*t…
but, if you’re a kennedy and you get f*cked (i.e. assassinated) while someone else is driving, it’s still your fault and you are, well, still in deep sh*t…

from boston globe: Rep. Patrick Kennedy crashed his car near the Capitol early Thursday, and a police official said he appeared intoxicated. Kennedy said he had had no alcohol before the accident.

Kennedy, D-R.I., addressed the issue after a spate of news reports.

“I was involved in a traffic accident last night at First and C Street SE near the U.S. Capitol… I consumed no alcohol prior to the incident. I will fully cooperate with the Capitol Police in whatever investigation they choose to undertake.”