Danger Room reports newest recruiters for NSA reside on their kids page. Yes, there exists a kids page. The article “NSA’s Newest Recruiters: Cartoon-Leopard Twins,” relates how the “…surveillance and cryptology crew at NSA has the right online companions for you: Cy and Cyndi, a pair of anthropomorphic snow leopards now kickin’ it with the CryptoKids, the Puzzle Palace’s team of cartoon animal hackers…“. Cy and Cyndi are known as the Cybertwins wear gaming headgear, talk into hands-free mobile devices and teach youth about proper online hygiene. This would just seem squirrelly if this kind of youth campaign weren’t so scary?