Kidnapped by dolphins, cakewalk to Baghdad and digging up Zorro Ranch + this day in history w/biowarfare against citizens and our song of the day by My Morning Jacket on your #MorningMonarchy for March 12, 2026.
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Video: Viral ‘dolphin kidnapping’ arrest story is fake, Lee County deputies say (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwSAg134CH0
Sheriff denies rumors dolphins kidnapped Florida man to build an underwater city
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/sheriff-denies-rumors-dolphins-kidnapped-florida-man-to-build-an-underwater-city-3333633/
UPDATE: Mysterious ‘Dolphin Kidnapping’ Case Takes Bizarre Turn as Victim’s Background Raises New Questions
https://scottprentice.com/update-mysterious-dolphin-kidnapping-case-takes-bizarre-turn-as-victims-background-raises-new-questions/
Image: Government: You have to inspect your car once a year for emissions. Also Government: *massive mushroom cloud in Iran
https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/govt_emissions_inspection.jpg
Image: I’ll ask one more time… Which one of you clicked on “disable all cookies”?
https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/disable_all_cookies.png
@trainbloom why aren’t you shilling for gmo apple watches and red 40 twinkies on this platform? I guess you get more clicks from chicks for vertical videos on Zuckergram
https://x.com/mediamonarchy/status/2031953542140084547
Video: GMO’s are one of the most misunderstood topics in all of nutrition (Audio)
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVtbpOSDq1Z/
Yttling Jazz – “Distant Star” (w/Yukimi of Little Dragon // Audio)
Digital Single
Yttling Jazz – Jan. 22, 2026
*Yttling Jazz – “Distant Star” (w/Yukimi of Little Dragon) https://play.cdnstream1.com/s/kcrw/today-s-top-tune/yttling-yukimi-distant-s-1e5133 // Yttling Jazz returns with the new single “Distant Star,” featuring Yukimi of Little Dragon. The collaboration unites Björn Yttling’s (Peter Björn and John) vibrant blend of alt-pop and cinematic jazz with Yukimi’s unmistakable, soulful voice. The result is an adventurous, upbeat track that channels a New Orleans–tinged indie mystique, balancing lively brass arrangements with rhythmic depth and subtle emotional gravity.*
Image: On Saturday, March 7th Jello Biafra suffered a hemorrhagic stroke caused by high blood pressure.
https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/jello_stroke.jpg
FBI joins search for retired Air Force major general missing for nearly 2 weeks in New Hexico
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fbi-joins-search-for-retired-air-force-major-general-missing-for-nearly-2-weeks/ar-AA1Ypyeh
Pentagon and FAA agree to conduct anti-drone laser tests in New Mexico
https://apnews.com/article/pentagon-drone-border-faa-laser-test-b01718e0256740b81f4eee949766f7f2
Ex-NFL linebacker 31 charged with killing girlfriend 29 allegedly asked ChatGPT for advice before calling 911
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/ex-nfl-linebacker-charged-with-killing-girlfriend-allegedly-asked-chatgpt-for-advice-before-calling-911/ar-AA1XWql2
Man fell in love with Google Gemini and it told him to stage a ‘mass casualty attack’ before he took his own life at 36
https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/man-fell-in-love-with-google-gemini-and-it-told-him-to-stage-a-mass-casualty-attack-before-he-took-his-own-life-lawsuit/ar-AA1XBBhq
Her husband wanted to use ChatGPT to create sustainable housing. Then it took over his life.; Kate Fox says Joe Ceccanti was the ‘most hopeful person’ before he started spending 12 hours a day with a chatbot
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ng-interactive/2026/feb/28/chatgpt-ai-chatbot-mental-health
Family of child injured in Canada school shooting sues OpenAI
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/family-of-child-injured-in-canada-school-shooting-sues-openai/ar-AA1XTUWN
Teens arrested after teacher prank turns deadly in Georgia
https://www.yahoo.com/news/videos/teens-arrested-teacher-prank-turns-074326678.html
2 Bucks County, Pennsylvania, men charged in “ISIS-inspired” attack outside NYC Mayor Mamdani’s residence
https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/zohran-mamdani-gracie-mansion-philadelphia/
Ian Huntley ‘not expected to survive metal pole attack’
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/ian-huntley-not-expected-to-survive-metal-pole-attack/ar-AA1XDSgv
Soham murders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soham_murders
Tommy DeCarlo, Boston Fan Who Became Their Lead Singer, Dead at 60; DeCarlo was offered the chance to join the group after sharing a tribute song to the band’s late original singer, Brad Delp
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/tommy-decarlo-boston-singer-dead-obituary-1235527355/
Jennifer Runyon Corman, “Charles in Charge” actress, dies at 65
https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/celebrity/jennifer-runyon-corman-charles-in-charge-actress-dies-at-65/ar-AA1XN17A
Actor who played the Gimp in ‘Pulp Fiction’ dead at 68
https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/actor-who-played-the-gimp-in-pulp-fiction-dead-at-68/ar-AA1XGCNH
Cover Image: The Weinstein Files’ ‘Bring Out The Gimp’
https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/20260312_MorningMonarchy.jpg // https://sillylines.art/ // https://ko-fi.com/sillylines
‘Country’ Joe McDonald, ’60s rock star and proud protest counterculture icon, dies at 84; McDonald wrote an antiwar anthem that accompanied 1960s and ’70s protests with the oft-repeated line “And its 1, 2, 3 what are we fighting for?”
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/obituaries/country-joe-mcdonald-60s-rock-star-proud-protest-counterculture-icon-d-rcna262379
Video: Country Joe McDonald Dead at 84 Woodstock Protest Icon & Summer of Love Pioneer (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsmHYArHzQU
Country Joe McDonald and the Country Joe Band – “Cakewalk To Baghdad” (Live // Audio)
‘Entertainment Is My Business’
Secret Records – Oct. 17, 2014
*Country Joe McDonald and the Country Joe Band – “Cakewalk To Baghdad” (Live) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLByWRqRhME // https://search.brave.com/search?q=Cakewalk+to+Baghdad+country+joe // Country Joe McDonald and the Country Joe Band released the protest song “Cakewalk to Baghdad” in 2003, written by band member, Bruce Barthol. The song was a satirical response to the U.S. invasion of Iraq, referencing statements by U.S. official Richard PRINCE OF DARKNESS Perle who claimed the campaign would be a “cakewalk.”*
Search: who was country joe macdonalds father?
https://search.brave.com/search?q=who+was+country+joe+macdonalds+father%3F
FAU Boca Raton Researchers Report Surge In Teen Sexting And Sextortion Risks Nationwide
https://www.tapinto.net/towns/boca-raton/sections/education/articles/fau-boca-raton-researchers-report-surge-in-teen-sexting-and-sextortion-risks-nationwide
Image: OK, hear me out. What if, instead of releasing the Epstein files, we release Luigi, give him a copy of the files and just let him cook?
https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/luigi_epstein.jpg
Images: These reporters all wrote articles declaring that PizzaGate was fake news. All of these same reporters were arrested and charged for being pedos. Probably not a coincidence.
https://x.com/redpillb0t/status/2031467681774272672
Image: Torpedos must be the only pedos the U.S. government are willing to fire.
https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/firing_tor_pedos.png
Video: Rep. James Comer reveals that Jeffrey Epstein’s accountant has now identified five clients who paid money directly to him. (Audio)
https://x.com/_whitneywebb/status/2031795533954662874
DoJ releases Epstein files containing uncorroborated abuse allegations against Trump; Justice department said the files were initially withheld because they were mistakenly categorized as duplicates
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/06/justice-department-epstein-files-trump-allegations
New Mexico Department of Justice begins search of Epstein’s Zorro Ranch
https://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/epstein/new-mexico-department-of-justice-begins-search-of-epsteins-zorro-ranch/article_697b6470-861c-4c33-b8e4-1d0c308c006f.html
Protestors gather outside of Epstein’s Zorro Ranch demanding justice
https://www.krqe.com/news/new-mexico/protestors-gather-outside-of-epsteins-zorro-ranch-demanding-justice/
Video: New Mexico police reopen Epstein case, search ranch after files released (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFUSUYW5-gA
Scott L. Prentice – “Propaganda Panda” (Audio)
Digital Single
YouTube – Dec. 18, 2025
*Scott L. Prentice – “Propaganda Panda” https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xgiIPSj7hKQ // AI Song posted by Scott L. Prentice, h/t to Danny who said: “not sure if he’s a Flat Earther or he’s just making jokes”*
#ThisDayInHistory: Media Monarchy Episode161 – Is the US conducting biowarfare against its own citizens? (Mar. 12, 2010 // Audio)
https://mediamonarchy.com/media-monarchy-episode161/
My Morning Jacket – “Why Can’t We Live Together” (Timmy Thomas Cover // Audio)
‘Peacelands’
ATO Records – January 29, 2026
*#PumpUpThaVolume/#TruthMusic: My Morning Jacket – “Why Can’t We Live Together” (Timmy Thomas Cover) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mENvCtQJsw8 // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timmy_Thomas // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_Can%27t_We_Live_Together // Last seen releasing a benefit single for Kopmala, this cover of the 1975 song by soul singer Timmy Thomas is the lead track from ‘Peacelands,’ the rushed just-released album of acoustic protest songs by My Morning Jacket, available now via ATO Records. This was already released for a fucking tv show “Big Little Lies” lol Jul 18, 2019. I loved all their protest songs during Bush/Obama/Brandon!*