Zombie squirrels, skydiver’s body found in field and pardon my boner + this day in history w/Elizardbeast at the UN and our song of the day by Francis’ Scream on your #MorningMonarchy for July 9, 2026.
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Video: Joey Chestnut wins his 18th men’s Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mWt4kZyyjvg
Joey Chestnut achieved a Dogs Per Minute (DPM) rate of 6.6 during the 2026 Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
https://search.brave.com/search?q=dpn+joey+chestnutt&summary=1&conversation=094d742a2afd6f00ecacc678777b70444cdb
Joey Chestnut wins his 18th Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
https://abcnews.com/US/joey-chestnut-feeling-good-ahead-hot-dog-eating/story?id=134472186
Joseph Christian Chestnut
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Chestnut
New York Times names the best regional hot dog in the country
https://www.wthr.com/article/news/nation-world/new-york-times-names-best-regional-hot-dog/507-4040d954-19cf-42a8-b434-83226fede72d
‘Explosive diarrhea’ parasite on the rise in U.S., reported in 17 states
https://www.koat.com/article/cyclospora-parasite-diarrhea-states/71819018
The Bro
https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/Bro
Cucumber haul used to smuggle $3.7M in cocaine, CBP says
https://www.krqe.com/news/border-report/cucumber-haul-used-to-smuggle-3-7m-in-cocaine-cbp-says/
Jonathan B. Climatechange: Judge declares mistrial in arson trial of Palisades Fire suspect after jury deadlocks; The deadlock was 10 jurors set on a not guilty verdict and two jurors determined to convict.
https://abc7.com/post/jonathan-rinderknecht-judge-declares-mistrial-arson-trial-palisades-fire-suspect/19388660/
Former Wisconsin judge who was convicted of helping an illegal alien evade ICE gets light sentence
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/former-wisconsin-judge-who-was-convicted-of-helping-an-illegal-alien-evade-ice-gets-light-sentence/ar-AA27vHhG
Grotesque ‘zombie squirrels’ with oozing flesh pods spark alarm across the US
https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/article-15929639/zombie-squirrels-sores-florida-north-carolina-michigan.html
Video: Zombie Squirrels In My Backyard (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gkKh-E3z3wQ
Video: The Smiths – “Unlovable // slowed and reverb” (Audio)
Digital Single
glitterzz – Feb. 12, 2023
*Video: The Smiths – “Unlovable // slowed and reverb” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eml4S_6vaVQ // https://smiths.fandom.com/wiki/Unloveable // “Unloveable” is a track performed and produced by The Smiths. Originally the third B-side track on the 12″ version of “Bigmouth Strikes Again,” it would be later compiled on ‘The World Won’t Listen’ and ‘Louder Than Bombs’.*
Cover Image: Zombie Squirrels’ ‘Fascinating Virus’
https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/20260709_MorningMonarchy.jpg // https://sillylines.art/ // https://ko-fi.com/sillylines
Night of the Lepus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Lepus
Search: IS BOHO GROVE ON YET
https://search.brave.com/ask?q=IS+BOHO+GROVE+ON+YET
Supreme Court strikes down gun limits for stores, other public places
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/supreme-court-strikes-down-gun-limits-for-stores-other-public-places/ar-AA26xlkF
Video: 🚨 Leftists always scream “America has sky-high murder rates because of guns!” (Audio)
https://x.com/CRRJA5/status/2070113865048748460
8 people, including 4 children, injured in July 4th shooting
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/8-people-including-4-children-injured-in-july-4th-shooting/ar-AA27fcWs
As Christians are attacked in Israel, government shows little concern
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/as-christians-are-attacked-in-israel-government-shows-little-concern/ar-AA27fpkb
Video: A Delta flight arriving at Chicago Midway International Airport on the July 4th reportedly made contact with a firework during its approach. The aircraft landed safely, and radio transmissions captured the crew reporting the incident to air traffic control (Audio)
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2073780413315575904
Video: BREAKING: Massive warehouse fire happening now in Parkersburg, West Virginia. A shelter-in-place order is currently active for all Parkersburg residents.
https://x.com/ProudSocialist/status/2073795249365803064
Morrisey declares state of emergency in Parkersburg warehouse fire
https://wvmetronews.com/2026/07/05/massive-warehouse-fire-on-the-south-side-of-parkersburg/
Skydiver’s body found in field
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/skydiver-s-body-found-in-field/ar-AA27gHWO
Lauren Bennett dead – ‘Party Rock Anthem’ singer dies at 36
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/music/2026/07/06/lauren-bennett-dead-lmfao-party-rock-anthem/90823853007/
Village People frontman Victor Willis dies aged 74
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cddlnqy8zmqo
YMCA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YMCA
Video: Village People singer and YMCA ‘policeman’ Victor Willis dies, aged 74 • FRANCE 24 English (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF3RcuLsYRE
DJ VIBEKILLER – “Creep But It’s YMCA” (Audio)
Digital Single
YouTube – Dec. 9, 2021
*DJ VIBEKILLER – “Creep but it’s YMCA” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWRfVWiYM6M // The Village Creeople! “It’s like they’re trying to comfort the protagonist of the original creep”*
Patagonia is suing Pattie Gonia, a drag queen performer with an environmental message
https://apnews.com/article/patagonia-trademark-pattie-gonia-climate-e479a32a66c1d8c6dae95936b401984a
NCAA president Charlie Baker reacts to Supreme Court ruling on transgender athletes
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/ncaa-president-charlie-baker-reacts-to-supreme-court-ruling-on-transgender-athletes/ar-AA27fQKH
tHE tRUMP yEARS aRE sO vIOLENT!! Fight at SF Trans March ends in 5 arrests, 2 injured officers
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/fight-at-sf-trans-march-ends-in-5-arrests-2-injured-officers/ar-AA26GvBf
Image: My friend and I watching how aliens abducted a trans woman and a man so they can reproduce on their planet
https://mediamonarchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/transaliens.png
Harvey Weinstein’s L.A. Appeal Fails, But New Sentence Ordered For West Coast Sex Crimes Conviction
https://deadline.com/2026/06/harvey-weinstein-conviction-upheld-l-a-1236968805/
Graham Platner
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Platner
Graham Platner ends US Senate campaign in Maine
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/graham-platner-ends-us-senate-campaign-in-maine/ar-AA27vnPC
Walz pardons convicted sex offender facing deportation
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/07/02/walz-pardons-convicted-sex-offender-facing-deportation
Video: Tim Walz votes to PARDON convicted sexual abuser facing deportation | RISING (Audio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoAiJgc3AmQ // https://thehill.com/video/tim-walz-votes-to-pardon-convicted-sexual-abuser-facing-deportation-rising/11936230/
Calibro 35 – “L.A. Confidential” (Inst. // Audio)
‘ELLROY vs L.A. (OST)’
Record Kicks – September 9, 2026
*Calibro 35 – “L.A. Confidential” (Inst.) https://calibro35rk.bandcamp.com/track/l-a-confidential-2 // The second single to preview ‘ELLROY vs L.A. (OST),’ the upcoming album by Italian instrumental gods, Calibro 35. Due September 9th via Record Kicks.*
Kermit Schafer – ‘Pardon My Blooper, An Album Of Radio & Tv’s Most Hilarious Boners’
https://www.discogs.com/release/6064832-Kermit-Schaefer-Pardon-My-Blooper-An-Album-Of-Radio-Tvs-Most-Hilarious-Boners
#ThisDayInHistory: Media Monarchy Episode177 – Queen Elizabeth Addresses The UN (Jul. 3, 2010 // Audio)
https://mediamonarchy.com/media-monarchy-episode177/ // https://press.un.org/en/2010/ga10962.doc.htm
Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters (Oct. 9, 2010)
https://www.reuters.com/article/sports/tired-gay-succumbs-to-dix-in-200-meters-idUSTRE6982CY/
Francis’ Scream – “That Man In The Suit” (Audio)
Digital Single
Francis’ Scream – May 15, 2026
*#PumpUpThaVolume/#TruthMusic: Francis’ Scream – “That Man In The Suit” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVQsLh-ByCk // https://open.spotify.com/artist/13j2dhP3zqkz5RQvycfBS1 // That man in the suit is the one pulling the strings, he’s getting rich while the rest of us aren’t doing so well! The new single by indie alt-rocker, Francis’ Scream, is available now via the artist.*