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#MorningMonarchy: December 18, 2019


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#MorningMonarchy: December 18, 2019Penis fish, pizza 911 and pooping on company time + this day in history w/Bears Vs. Spartans and our song of the year by Cherry Glazerr on your Morning Monarchy for December 18, 2019.

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Seeking Immediate Information in regards to a kidnapping last night in the vicinity of Eagle Ave and E 156th St. 16 year old Karol Sanchez was walking with her mother when 4 men in a beige sedan forced her into their vehicle and fled the scene. Any info PLEASE 📞 1-800-577-TIPS
https://twitter.com/NYPD40Pct/status/1206912117879820291

No WONDER this shit was trending nationally today, it's fucking fake...
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207145099571810304

Another hoax: A 16-year-old staged her own kidnapping in the Bronx so she could be with her boyfriend, a Crips gang member. An Amber alert and countless police resources were wasted to try to find the teen. She is not expected to face charges.
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1207139608212885504

Menstrual Cycle on a Chip" Offers a New Window into Female Physiology
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1207019295688904704

Birth control pill shrinks part of brain that controls sex drive
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1203692045711265793

Psychologists who resigned from the NHS’s children's gender-identity service in London warn that health professionals are over-diagnosing gender dysphoria & over-proscribing medical intervention for children.
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1205914590514569216

Thousands of 'penis fish' appear on California beach
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1206726191803240449

Thousands Of ‘Penis-Fish’ Washed Ashore On A California Beach (Audio)
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207173189152854016

Seattle’s homelessness crisis shows no sign of subsiding. Meanwhile, an agency tasked with tackling the issue spent taxpayer dollars on a strip show.
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1206740295062212608

Oakland Officials Consider Moving City's Homeless Onto A Cruise Ship
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1205918023661445120

Supreme Court won't review Boise's homeless camping ban
https://twitter.com/erikmoshe/status/1206686036371398660

Bill to end religious exemptions to vaccines passes Assembly, now moves to NJ Senate
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1206693518158290945

Update: N.J. Senate calls off vote to eliminate religion as reason to skip child vaccines as protestors roar
https://twitter.com/JeffVasey1/status/1206976340676763649

More current polio cases have been caused by vaccines than the wild virus
https://twitter.com/brocwest/status/1199516128998854656

Wow. @RobertKennedyJr Gets Mic Cut Off In the Middle of Speaking Out About Vaccine Makers In a Church.
https://twitter.com/jharveylewis/status/1206112421963685888

Billions of OxyContin maker’s profits moved overseas and to holding companies, internal audit shows
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1206923822726823939

Hong Kong customs makes its largest seizure of methamphetamine in a decade, says 110 kilograms of ice worth some HK$77 million (US$10 million) originated in Mexico
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1206830685903671296

Hong Kong needs to do more to stop violence, resolve problems
https://twitter.com/BreakingFlash/status/1206787488787755008

Oregon school closes after 'flu-like symptoms' sicken nearly half of staff
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1205601304132956161

THE CO-FOUNDER OF GOOGLE IS QUIETLY TRYING TO CURE THE FLU
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1206316376299692032

Over 40% of Antibiotics may be Inappropriately Prescribed
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1205851028182179841

Diabetes drug investigated for possible cancer-causing contaminant
https://twitter.com/Brittani_Ward11/status/1205854306047537152

Montana health department to enforce temporary flavored e-cigarette ban next week
https://twitter.com/erikmoshe/status/1206673841793257472

Bees Love Weed Almost as Much as We Do, Study Finds
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1206901786277285888

The active ingredient in psychedelic mushrooms is called psilocybin -- and a new British study suggests it could safely be used to treat depression when other drugs have failed, offering hope to millions of patients worldwide.
https://twitter.com/KTLA/status/1206078124481335297

Coming soon, to a theater near you: “Mexican Spring” :: Mexico makes biggest oil discovery in 32 years as ‘500 MILLION barrels found in field’
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1206549704877711361

China Gangs Spreading Rumors to Exploit Pork Crisis, Report Says
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1206344622865170433

Cat Cloning Market to Make Great Impact in Near Future by 2025
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1206539381881720832

BCBS 2019 report: Millennials Will Get Sick and Die Faster Than the Previous Generation
https://twitter.com/jharveylewis/status/1205991971661086722

Woman disguises 911 call by ordering pizza (Audio)
https://twitter.com/Supyro/status/1206677997035642883

B-b-but I thought this was #fakenews? // This 911-pepperoni-pizza tip is a myth (Aug. 23, 2019)
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207186573386641408

Forever fruitcake: A Michigan family has been passing down a 141-year-old homemade fruitcake as a family heirloom.
https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/1205914125236342786

Michigan Hunters Donate 58,000 lbs of Meat and $100,000 to Feed 232,000 Hungry People
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1204835122983260160

Citrus standstill: Police say traffic came to a halt after nearly 1,000 grapefruits spilled from a delivery truck onto the Florida Turnpike. It took 3 hours to clean up the mess.
https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/1205555762241658883

Supermarket Giant Moving Into Massive Manchester, CT Warehouse
https://twitter.com/ShawnCathcart/status/1204832263973822464

Nestlé sells US ice cream business to joint venture in $4B deal
https://twitter.com/ShawnCathcart/status/1205717966408617984

Water restrictions for you, an endless supply for them: How a foreign corporate giant is snapping up 89 BILLION litres of Australia's H20 as the country suffers its worst drought ever
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1205381366134669312

Australian school runs out of water as commercial bottlers harvest local supplies
https://twitter.com/brocwest/status/1205262401458724864

Newly Published Scientific Paper tears Global Warming and the IPCC to Shreds
https://twitter.com/ShawnCathcart/status/1205712820689657859

Goodbye David Bellamy - Another Voice in the Wilderness is Lost
https://twitter.com/ShawnCathcart/status/1205715699546677249

Inside the mission to create an army of Greta Thunbergs
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1201554411388100614

Greta Thunberg has defended herself in a Twitter spat with German railway service Deutsche Bahn. She said her trains through Germany were 'overcrowded'. The rail firm said she should have mentioned the friendly staff who treated her well in first-class.
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1206283673391321088

FAKE NEWS // GONE WITH THE WIND - Man whose deadly farts ‘can kill mosquitoes hired to create Mosquito Repellent made from his intestinal gas’
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1204857552543993856

BREAKING: Major League Baseball will start testing for opioids and cocaine. Only players who do not cooperate with their treatment plans will be subject to discipline. Marijuana will also be removed from MLB's list of 'drugs of abuse'
https://twitter.com/AP_Sports/status/1205166099563712517

The corporate poo patrol is coming after your precious toilet time
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1207092474037948416

Fined For Too Many Toilet Breaks (Nov. 10, 2014) (Audio)
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207158403144900608

#ThisDayInHistory: #December18 w/The Chicago Bears defeat the Portsmouth Spartans in the first NFL Championship Game in 1932. (Audio)
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207372268348723200

+ #Mayflower docks, #GodSaveTheTsar, #Nutcracker debut, #Toscanini's 1st record, #ChristmasBombing, #LikeAVirgin #1, #MichaelJackson charged, #ZsaZsaGabor dies
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207372271460839424

Flashback: Peace Revolution: Episode001 – The Great Conversation (Dec. 18, 2009)
https://mediamonarchy.com/peace-revolution-episode001-grea/

Flashback: Monsanto muscles out competition in seed business (Dec. 18, 2009)
https://mediamonarchy.com/monsanto-muscles-out-competition-in/

Flashback: US, Russia begin cyberwar limitation talks (Dec. 18, 2009)
https://mediamonarchy.com/us-russia-begin-cyberwar-limitation/

Flashback: New World Next Week #11 – Dec17 (Dec. 18, 2009)
https://mediamonarchy.com/new-world-next-week-dec17/

+ #FranzFerdinand, #Stalin, #PaulKlee, #TyCobb, #BettyGrable, #JackBrooks, #KeithRichards, #SteveBiko, #Spielberg, @leonardmaltin, #RayLiotta, #BradPitt, #DMX, #KatieHolmes, #ChristinaAguilera bdays
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207372274367516673

#PumpUpThaVolume: Cherry Glazerr (@CherryGlazerr) - "That's Not My Real Life" (w/Delicate Steve) (Audio)
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207125917899706368

#MorningMonarchy: December 18, 2019