Penis fish, pizza 911 and pooping on company time + this day in history w/Bears Vs. Spartans and our song of the year by Cherry Glazerr on your Morning Monarchy for December 18, 2019.
Notes/Links:
Seeking Immediate Information in regards to a kidnapping last night in the vicinity of Eagle Ave and E 156th St. 16 year old Karol Sanchez was walking with her mother when 4 men in a beige sedan forced her into their vehicle and fled the scene. Any info PLEASE đ 1-800-577-TIPS
https://twitter.com/NYPD40Pct/status/1206912117879820291
No WONDER this shit was trending nationally today, it's fucking fake...
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207145099571810304
Another hoax: A 16-year-old staged her own kidnapping in the Bronx so she could be with her boyfriend, a Crips gang member. An Amber alert and countless police resources were wasted to try to find the teen. She is not expected to face charges.
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1207139608212885504
Menstrual Cycle on a Chip" Offers a New Window into Female Physiology
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1207019295688904704
Birth control pill shrinks part of brain that controls sex drive
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1203692045711265793
Psychologists who resigned from the NHSâs children's gender-identity service in London warn that health professionals are over-diagnosing gender dysphoria & over-proscribing medical intervention for children.
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1205914590514569216
Thousands of 'penis fish' appear on California beach
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1206726191803240449
Thousands Of âPenis-Fishâ Washed Ashore On A California Beach (Audio)
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207173189152854016
Seattleâs homelessness crisis shows no sign of subsiding. Meanwhile, an agency tasked with tackling the issue spent taxpayer dollars on a strip show.
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1206740295062212608
Oakland Officials Consider Moving City's Homeless Onto A Cruise Ship
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1205918023661445120
Supreme Court won't review Boise's homeless camping ban
https://twitter.com/erikmoshe/status/1206686036371398660
Bill to end religious exemptions to vaccines passes Assembly, now moves to NJ Senate
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1206693518158290945
Update: N.J. Senate calls off vote to eliminate religion as reason to skip child vaccines as protestors roar
https://twitter.com/JeffVasey1/status/1206976340676763649
More current polio cases have been caused by vaccines than the wild virus
https://twitter.com/brocwest/status/1199516128998854656
Wow. @RobertKennedyJr Gets Mic Cut Off In the Middle of Speaking Out About Vaccine Makers In a Church.
https://twitter.com/jharveylewis/status/1206112421963685888
Billions of OxyContin makerâs profits moved overseas and to holding companies, internal audit shows
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1206923822726823939
Hong Kong customs makes its largest seizure of methamphetamine in a decade, says 110 kilograms of ice worth some HK$77 million (US$10 million) originated in Mexico
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1206830685903671296
Hong Kong needs to do more to stop violence, resolve problems
https://twitter.com/BreakingFlash/status/1206787488787755008
Oregon school closes after 'flu-like symptoms' sicken nearly half of staff
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1205601304132956161
THE CO-FOUNDER OF GOOGLE IS QUIETLY TRYING TO CURE THE FLU
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1206316376299692032
Over 40% of Antibiotics may be Inappropriately Prescribed
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1205851028182179841
Diabetes drug investigated for possible cancer-causing contaminant
https://twitter.com/Brittani_Ward11/status/1205854306047537152
Montana health department to enforce temporary flavored e-cigarette ban next week
https://twitter.com/erikmoshe/status/1206673841793257472
Bees Love Weed Almost as Much as We Do, Study Finds
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1206901786277285888
The active ingredient in psychedelic mushrooms is called psilocybin -- and a new British study suggests it could safely be used to treat depression when other drugs have failed, offering hope to millions of patients worldwide.
https://twitter.com/KTLA/status/1206078124481335297
Coming soon, to a theater near you: âMexican Springâ :: Mexico makes biggest oil discovery in 32 years as â500 MILLION barrels found in fieldâ
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1206549704877711361
China Gangs Spreading Rumors to Exploit Pork Crisis, Report Says
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1206344622865170433
Cat Cloning Market to Make Great Impact in Near Future by 2025
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1206539381881720832
BCBS 2019 report: Millennials Will Get Sick and Die Faster Than the Previous Generation
https://twitter.com/jharveylewis/status/1205991971661086722
Woman disguises 911 call by ordering pizza (Audio)
https://twitter.com/Supyro/status/1206677997035642883
B-b-but I thought this was #fakenews? // This 911-pepperoni-pizza tip is a myth (Aug. 23, 2019)
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207186573386641408
Forever fruitcake: A Michigan family has been passing down a 141-year-old homemade fruitcake as a family heirloom.
https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/1205914125236342786
Michigan Hunters Donate 58,000 lbs of Meat and $100,000 to Feed 232,000 Hungry People
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1204835122983260160
Citrus standstill: Police say traffic came to a halt after nearly 1,000 grapefruits spilled from a delivery truck onto the Florida Turnpike. It took 3 hours to clean up the mess.
https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/1205555762241658883
Supermarket Giant Moving Into Massive Manchester, CT Warehouse
https://twitter.com/ShawnCathcart/status/1204832263973822464
Nestlé sells US ice cream business to joint venture in $4B deal
https://twitter.com/ShawnCathcart/status/1205717966408617984
Water restrictions for you, an endless supply for them: How a foreign corporate giant is snapping up 89 BILLION litres of Australia's H20 as the country suffers its worst drought ever
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1205381366134669312
Australian school runs out of water as commercial bottlers harvest local supplies
https://twitter.com/brocwest/status/1205262401458724864
Newly Published Scientific Paper tears Global Warming and the IPCC to Shreds
https://twitter.com/ShawnCathcart/status/1205712820689657859
Goodbye David Bellamy - Another Voice in the Wilderness is Lost
https://twitter.com/ShawnCathcart/status/1205715699546677249
Inside the mission to create an army of Greta Thunbergs
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1201554411388100614
Greta Thunberg has defended herself in a Twitter spat with German railway service Deutsche Bahn. She said her trains through Germany were 'overcrowded'. The rail firm said she should have mentioned the friendly staff who treated her well in first-class.
https://twitter.com/NOTDumPhuk/status/1206283673391321088
FAKE NEWS // GONE WITH THE WIND - Man whose deadly farts âcan kill mosquitoes hired to create Mosquito Repellent made from his intestinal gasâ
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1204857552543993856
BREAKING: Major League Baseball will start testing for opioids and cocaine. Only players who do not cooperate with their treatment plans will be subject to discipline. Marijuana will also be removed from MLB's list of 'drugs of abuse'
https://twitter.com/AP_Sports/status/1205166099563712517
The corporate poo patrol is coming after your precious toilet time
https://twitter.com/shartstorm8d8/status/1207092474037948416
Fined For Too Many Toilet Breaks (Nov. 10, 2014) (Audio)
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207158403144900608
#ThisDayInHistory: #December18 w/The Chicago Bears defeat the Portsmouth Spartans in the first NFL Championship Game in 1932. (Audio)
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207372268348723200
+ #Mayflower docks, #GodSaveTheTsar, #Nutcracker debut, #Toscanini's 1st record, #ChristmasBombing, #LikeAVirgin #1, #MichaelJackson charged, #ZsaZsaGabor dies
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207372271460839424
Flashback: Peace Revolution: Episode001 â The Great Conversation (Dec. 18, 2009)
https://mediamonarchy.com/peace-revolution-episode001-grea/
Flashback: Monsanto muscles out competition in seed business (Dec. 18, 2009)
https://mediamonarchy.com/monsanto-muscles-out-competition-in/
Flashback: US, Russia begin cyberwar limitation talks (Dec. 18, 2009)
https://mediamonarchy.com/us-russia-begin-cyberwar-limitation/
Flashback: New World Next Week #11 â Dec17 (Dec. 18, 2009)
https://mediamonarchy.com/new-world-next-week-dec17/
+ #FranzFerdinand, #Stalin, #PaulKlee, #TyCobb, #BettyGrable, #JackBrooks, #KeithRichards, #SteveBiko, #Spielberg, @leonardmaltin, #RayLiotta, #BradPitt, #DMX, #KatieHolmes, #ChristinaAguilera bdays
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207372274367516673
#PumpUpThaVolume: Cherry Glazerr (@CherryGlazerr) - "That's Not My Real Life" (w/Delicate Steve) (Audio)
https://twitter.com/mediamonarchy/status/1207125917899706368
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